Me: Bobby, we're trying to get ready for guests--put that blanket back in your room.
Bobby: *ignores me*
*repeat cycle 2-3 times*
Me: Bobby, put that blanket back in your room 1... Bobby, put that blanket back in your room 2...*
Bobby: Mama 1, Mama 2, Mama 3!
Me: ...are you counting at me? Did the mama do something wrong?
Me: ...what did I do?
Bobby: *thinks hard* You ate my head!
*Thank you brynnya for teaching us that trick. Works 99% of the time, although this was not one of those times.